Hello, hello

This is your captain speaking

We are here taSimply lift you up

Simply make you feel like you are the shit

Cause on this plane, you are the shit

Allow me ta take you

Higher

Higher

Higher

Higher

Uh

Ayo I never been this high before

My nerves are circle jerking

For certain

I′m trying to go

And you denying the flow

You little pessimistic bitch you

What's the issue

(She heard the lyrics)

And I guess they pissed you off

This is awesome

I got a eighty year old lady

Saying Satan′s waiting for me

In the back by the bar

(Is he)

But she won't let me out my seat

So how am Imma know

I guess I'll find out by tomorra

Yeah it′s me

Address me as your pilot

As I try to take you higher

Do you mind if there′s some turbulence

If not then I invite ya

Ta shake up the night just like ya

Did when you was 'bout ta get

Your first piece of vagina kid

My red eye is lit

So why you tryna sit

(You are now free ta mi mi move about the cabin trick)

Think quick

Awh shit

There′s a storm ahead

(Who cares)

Awh shit

Take me higher

Take me higher

Take me out of space

Take me higher

Take me higher

(How high, how high)

Take me out of space

So I awaken from the break I was takin'

The old lady next ta me, snoring

It′s time to escape

I make my way to the restroom while I'm shaking my hips

Cause it′s been seventeen hours and I haven't taken a piss

Ta my surprise, the doors ajar

I open it wide

Before my eyes

I see a pretty girl who pulls me inside

Now she a ten

Imma five

Maybe even a four

She grabbed my shirt and asked

Have you been wit a model before

I said no

She said Hi

I said no

She said why

Cause I'm a virgin

I′m nervous

Tell anybody

You die

Then she just laughs in my face

Then puts my hands on her waist

This is the mile high club

I bet you want you a taste dude

What do I know

I joined the mile high club

I tried to get some gluteus maximus twenty miles up

But it ain′t happen

I wrote my number on a napkin

I handed to the hottest chick

And told her I was packin'

She should

Take me higher

Take me higher

Take me out of space

Take me higher

Take me higher

(How high, how high)

Take me out of space

Ooh

I feel something in the air right ′bout now

Something in the air right 'bout now

Something in the air

Hey how′s everybody doing

How is your flight

Are you comfortable

If you are

I would like you to kindly put your middle fingers up in the sky and say

Lift off

Take me higher

Take me higher

Take me out of space

Take me higher

Take me higher

(How high, how high)

Take me out of space

I know you're in there

(Son of a bitch, open the door)

Man what the hell is your problem

(I have ta piss and I have ta shit)

Okay yeah well can′t you see I'm a little occupied right now with ahh

Nicole right

Hey no look, I didn't forget your name

It′s just revenge of the nerds over here is fucking me up

(Revenge of the, are you kidding me)

If you don′t step back Imma punch you directly in the face

(What ah, are you serious)

Right in the face

(Hmm yeah go ahead)

Oh you don't think I′ll do it

(Absolutely not)

Mhm okay

As we lift up to an altitude

Higher the Snoop Dogg

I would like everybody in this cabin ta know

I don't even know how to fly planes man

Uh huh I′m a fake pilot ahahah

Listen

Everybody strap in your seatbelts and we'll be okay

We gone have a smooth landing

Sike

We gone be alright

Sike

So kiss your stinkin′ ass goodbye

Uh

It's pretty simple

Just strip a little

Show me a nipple

Oh

The balls in my court

Watch me double dribble

The plane is dropping

Adrenaline popping like a pimple

Just show me them buns

And I'll chomp on em like pitbull′s

I′m the man girlfriend

Chicka chick chick chicka

I'm the man girlfriend

Uh OW

I′m

A gentle giant

So compliant

You oughta try it

Yes I'm implying sexy time

Girl you know you like

Go ahead

Ladies

I′m scared of heights

I been for all my life

I put it on the line for you

Yeah I can sing

You didn't know I could sing

I can rap pretty guick too

I′m pretty good at things

And you would know that if you asked me

You know what actually

I'll go conversate wit the co-pilot Ashley

Her personality's great

Face is an eight

But she′s dating Dave

And he′s a fucking asshole wait wait wait

What if swooped in, in my superman cape

Whopped Dave and saved the day

Wouldn't that be great

Think she date me

(Nah)

Why not

What′s Dave have that I don't got

(Shit I don′t know maybe a six pack)

Yeah

(And a lot of money)

Uhh

(Maybe a big house, plus he's kinda funny)

Fuck that

I′m on my way to go flirt with her

Making sure that her woo ha

Is getting stuffed tonight

I'm mature ain't I

Nope