Do you recall some years ago?

Up in the mountains that were white with snow

Inside a cavern McDougal he was plannin'

There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he knows

Well he's been there a year or so

Something will happen very soon I know

I hear him playin' his bagpipes every mornin'

I think that it's a warmin' he's gathering the clan

Soon you'll hear the sound of people shouting

You will see the claymores in their hands

If you knew the reason for their fighting

You would never understand

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum

The tune McDougal always used to hum

While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor

Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan

Bom bom, bom-bom-bom

Bom bom, bom-bom-bom

Bom bom, bom-bom-bom

Bom bom, bom-bom-bom

Bom bom, bom-bom-bom

Bom bom, bom-bom-bom

Do you recall some years ago?

Up in the mountains that were white with snow

Inside a cavern McDougal he was plannin'

There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he knows

Soon you'll hear the sound of people shouting

You will see the claymores in their hands

If you knew the reason for their fighting

You would never understand

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum

The tune McDougal always used to hum

While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor

Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum

The tune McDougal always used to hum

While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor

Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum

The tune McDougal always used to hum

While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor

Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum . . . [continue to fade]