Hey dewd, don't make it bad

Take your playstyle, and make it better

Remember to let it into your heart

Then you can start to roleplay better

Hey dewd, don't be afraid

You were made to play UO better

The minute you're in your character's skin

Then you begin to roleplay better

And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain

You know you want someone to drink ale with

And what is with that crazy way you speak today?

Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth

Hey dewd, don't make it badeth

Take your playstyle, and make it bettereth

Remember - get in your character's skineth

Then you begineth to roleplay better

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