Once I had armadillo

or should I say he once had me.

I walked with him trough Slowenian wood

and his name was Pappy, dude!

His butt was always crapy

and I enjoyed cleaning ass of Pappy.

He was always happy,

he made me feel sleepy.

We always watched TV,

unfortunatly he couldn't see.

Pappy was blind,

but he was one of a kind!

Chorus (X3):

Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,

crapy my Pappy!

Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,

I miss you Pappy!

One day I came home,

but Pappy wasn't there!

I yelled "Where are you Pappy,

without you my life is crapy!"

I looked on the street and guess what I see,

Pappy lying, dead meat!

When Pappy died,

all day I cried!

I burried Pappy in Mirogoy,

cause he was such a good boy.

I became stupid, stinky homeless

because I forgot my adress

and my pet armadillo Pappy died!

Chorus (X3):

Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,

crapy my Pappy!

Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,

I miss you Pappy!