Che: Goodnight and thank you Huevo

She's in every magazine

Been photographed seen

She is known

We don't like to rush but your case has been packed

If we've missed anything

You could give her a ring

But she won't always answer the phone

Eva: Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies

But we have pretended enough

It's best that we part stop fooling ourselves

Che: Which means

Eva & Che: There is no one no on at all

Never has been and never will be a lover

Male or female

Who hasn't an eye on in fact they rely on tricks they can try on their partner

They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them

Support them promote them

Don't blame them you're the same

Che: Goodnight and thank you Emilio

You've completed your task

What more can we ask of you now

Please sign the book on the way out the door

And that will be all if she needs you she'll call

But I don't think that's likely somehow

Eva: Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies

But when we were hot we were hot

I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared

Che: Which means

Eva & Che: There is no one no on at all

Never has been and never will be a lover

Male or female

Who hasn't an eye on in fact they rely on tricks they can try on their partner

They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them

Support them promote them

Che: Don't blame her you're the same

Eva & female chorus: There is no soap no soap like Zaz

No detergent lotion or oil with such power in the shower

It's the mother and father of luxery lather

The talk of the bath the great ointment

One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic

You're scented you'll be sent

Che: Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon

We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio

We'll think of you everytime she's on the air

We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way

So do up your trouse