Go, one, two, three

This is just advice, listen if you will

Every single day you′re liquor sipping when you chillLivin' with your parents, never chip in for the bills

You need to scrub the dirty dishes in their kitchen off for real

This is just your life, listen if you want

Don′t just spend your whole day on the sofa hittin' blunts

You are in the back of the line right now

You gotta progress, you gotta move, you gotta work, so we can get you to the front

Put the nuggets down, put some veggies on your plate

Exercise a bit, feel incredible and great

You're addicted to your iPhone, saying that you′re lonely

Use to speak English, now the language is Emoji

Be on time to work, don′t upset your boss

Every single day you gotta brush your teeth and floss

If you can get eight hours of sleep at night

Or mentally you'll be lost

Consume a lot of food and water before you go drink

Lots of alcohol or you′ll be puking in the sink

Break-ups really freaking hurt let me mention

Before you fall in love, know the persons intentions

Listen to this twice, this is just your life

Even if you're not religious live it like you′re Christ

Gotta just accept that there will be days where you wake up feeling crappy

It don't matter, make it your mission to be nice

Look kids, I know that adulthood is a little scary

But trust me, follow these words and you′ll be just fine

Also, drink coffee

Let's speed it up

Pay your freaking taxes every single year in April

Buy a little bit of property and build yourself a home, man

You should probably start a company 'cause paying off those student loans is difficult

But either way, do something with your life

Don′t spend every paycheck that you make on Micheal Kors and pairs of Jordans

Man, invest your money, save it for retirement

And wait until you′re 30 to get married and before you go have children

You should travel with your husband or your wife

If you have a conversation look the person in the eye

And if you shake their hand then you should do it with a firm grip

Don't make fun of people ′cause a lot of them are going through

Depression, pain and sorrow they're not telling you about

Be an individual with principal and character

And try to treat the people that surround you with respect

You gotta try to lose your ego if you wanna gain momentum

Now go out and show the whole entire world what you′re about