Love me cancerously, like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.

"High maintenance" means your a gluttonous queen,

narcissistic and mean.

Kill me romantically, fill my soul with vomit

then ask me for a piece of gum.

Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum

you're awful, I love you...

[Chorus]

She moves through moonbeams slowly

She knows just how to hold me

and when her edges soften, her body is my coffin.

I know she drains me slowly

She wears me down to bones in bed...

must be the sign on my head, it says,

"Oh love me dead!" Love me dead

You're a faith-healer on tv

You're an office park without any trees

corporate and cold, gushing for gold-leave me alone.

You suck so passionately

You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature

finger-bangin' my heart.

You call me up drunk, does the fun ever start?

You're hideous...and sexy!

[Repeat Chorus]

Must be the sign on my head, it says,

"Oh love me dead!" Love me dead! Wow! Uh!

Love me cancerously

Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da! Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!

How's your new boy? Does he know about me?

You've got the mark of the beast.

You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

[Repeat Chorus]

Wha' 'bout this sign on my head

it says "Oh love me dead!"

Love me dead! Love me dead! Love me dead!

Oh...love me dead!