I′m gonna throw the party ball

In the direction of One Direction

I'm gonna puke on Sailor MoonAnd give her a tattoo

I′m gonna hang with Barbara Budd

And discuss our obscure jazz collection

I'm gonna call up Thora Birch

Instead of Lucy Liu

'Cause I hated Charlie′s Angels 1

And I hated number 2

And I′m tired of having parties without you

I'm gonna order pizza to

The house of my old neighbour′s husband

And when the pizza guy arrives

It's Leonard Cohen at the door

He′s wasted on horse tranquilizers

That Guy Fieri slipped him

And he mumbles through Bird on a Wire

And flips the bird to Drew Barrymore

'Cause I hated Charlie′s Angels 1

And I hated number 2

And I'm tired of having parties without you

And in the morning Usher's mopping up

A bunch of barf from Margaret Atwood

And Tim Deegan is pissed about

The dent left on his Prius

And I got a text that you left last night

And Benji Madden asked if I should

Even bother to text back

Cameron Diaz

′Cause I hated Charlie′s Angels 1

And I hated number 2

And I'm tired of having parties without you

Without you too

With or without you

With or without you