I was about to lose my girlfriend

Had to make a clever move

Entered into a meditation

Inhaled all the incense fumes

But when I got all stoned and kinky

Chanting mantras about love

They made me sign away my property

Now itís owned by heaven above

Guru Guru

Don't you tell all you're god's anchor

Guru Guru

You'd sink the boat, you're such a wanker

He wants to come inside your temple

Spill his seeds of ecstasy

He wants to penetrate your aura

The horny man of mystery

He's gonna pluck your lotus flower

Be at one with your cosmic love

And make you dance the kamasutra

Using his super yogi stuff

Guru Guru

Don't you tell all you're god's anchor

Guru Guru

You'd sink the boat, you're such a wanker