Album Cover That's How Smooth I Am

That's How Smooth I Am

Lord Finesse

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Intro/Chorus: repeat 4X

"Chilllllllll" > LL Cool J

"cause I'm so smooth" > Rakim

"I make the girls strip naked and just give it here" > Finesse

[Lord Finesse]

I'm a player for the 90's I can show and prove it

When it comes to girls I'm on some crazy old smooth shit

I step in a party kick it to the best hoes

Then slide off and people say "Where'd that Finesse go?"

See I like the girls with the fresh mouth

Cause they're straight from the party and off to Finesse house

I got this far, so I know I'm gonna hit it soon

When you come to my house, leave your panties in the living room

Go with the flow, it don't help to fight

You wanna front? You'll be by yourself tonight

Cause I'ma get mine, then it's time to get showered dear

Throw on your clothes, fix your weave -- you're outta here!

I tell the truth, there's no reason why I should bluff

I get the ladies, and all that other good stuff

Girls I game any, sex I get plenty

I assume it's all free cause I never spent a penny

I get the ladies and plus I keep papes

When it comes to trickin money off females, I'm a cheapskate

So all you girls who are fans..

.. I'm the fun type man, I'll settle for a one-night stand

Don't be alarmed, your best bet is to stay calm

I'm smoother than that shit that you purchase from Avon

Girls don't play me, they strictly obey me

Ask who the smoothest, bet you they'll say me

I'll take one to a dozen, sister niece or cousin

Yeah, Finesse you the man -- you thought I wasn't??

Chorus 1/2

[Lord Finesse]

When I roll I slide right, hoes and freaks I sideswipe