It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

You make me wanna be like one of those girls

From the 1950s wearing those big pearls

I cook you breakfast, coffee on your desk, yes

I'ma burn your toast but baby I'm still the bestest

It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

You make me wanna be like one of those girls

On the color TV, it was a new world

The Dick Van Dyke show, we're Cher and Bono

The way I sing "I Got You Babe", makes you say, "Oh, no."

Cause you are the class president without Jackie O

And I'm singing "Happy birthday" like Marilyn Monroe

(One) This is not a school girl crush (No)

(Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh)

It's the real thing when you told me you loved me

Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby

(One) This is not a school girl thing (No)

(Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?

Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit

I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

You make me wanna be like one of those girls

Calendar pin-up queen, in platinum curls

I'll do my summer pose, golden sand between my toes

You can pack my favorite snack, a Veuve Clicquot and Ho Hos

You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it hard

While I'm singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe

(One) This is not a school girl crush (No.) (Two)

This is not puppy love (uh-uh)

It's the real thing when you told me you loved me

Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby (One)

This is not a school girl thing (No) (Two)

What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?

Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit

I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

And if I call you on the telephone, I might overdose

Cause I'm strong but I'm lonely like Marilyn Monroe

This is not a school girl crush

This is not puppy love

It's the real thing when you told me you loved me

What ever happened to hold me and trust me, baby (One)

This is not a school girl crush (No)

(Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh)

It's the real thing when you told me you loved me

Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby (One)

This is not a school girl thing (No) (Two)

What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?

Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit

I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love