Ok yo....

I wake up late every morning

managers calling im still yawning

Get up wake up hair and makeups

Waiting for you don't be sawing

This performance is important

I don't think i can put my all in

Hold on i was drunk last night

Now its all kicking in and i don't feel right

Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type

Now my phones on silent im being polite

Now private numbers get no love from me

Just let me be...

[chorus]

Oh my gosh my days are getting longer

There's no turning back cuz im working da 9 to 5

To keep my contract did i say i was getting of 1:30

Im no early birdy im lazy dats all dat i can say

So make sure you heard me

And deres no turning back cuz im working a 9 to 5

So you gotta...do...sum...ite... for...channel...u

Channel who sorry who im altered for snooze

Oh! Channel U da ones dat made me huge

Like Katie Prices boobs

Whoops Im being rude

Wheres my red bull and my sandwich i need food

I cant handle this

Im getting pissd like pampers throwing a tantrum

"Action"

Nah Id actually rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep

Lets not wake her up actually looks quite cute

[chorus]

Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer

And theres no turning back cos im working a 9 to 5

To keep my contract did I say dat I was getting off 1:30

Im no early birdy im lazy dats all dat I can say

So make sure you heard me

I aint no early birdy

wont wake up till 12:30

Would it be bothered to say much ere

Sooooooooo oh dear

Huh where am I man...

This... aint good... whats going on?!

So my label would change my image

Im a pink lipstick chik called dipstick

This aint on my wishlist

Oh shit Im in FHM posing in a bikini

Next to a Lamborghini

Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies

Im presenting C-beebies

[pukes] Have u seen me?

Never again, am I drinking lambrini

"Its alright Sov it's a dream... jus wake up!"

[chorus]

Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer

And theres no turning back cos im working da 9 to 5

To keep my contract did I say dat I was getting off 1:30

Im no early birdy im lazy I'll say it again

To make sure ya heard me

I aint no early birdy

Wont wake up to 12:30

And I cant be bothered to say much ere

So ill say it again

[Repeat chorus (x1)]