I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me i'm a basket case

I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

I got so drunk

I don't remember what happened

But everybody said

I had a real good time

I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me i'm a basket case

I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

Went to a bar

I met a guy, he bought me white Russians

I puked outside in the parking lot

While he tried to kiss me

Seein' blurry

Talkin' slurry

Feelin' queasy

This is sleazy

I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

All my friends tell me i'm a basket case

I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face

I went for drinks in Hollywood

Came to somewhere in Hawthorne

Broke up a bush, drove into a tree

And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open

Seein' blurry

Talkin' slurry

Feelin' queasy

This is sleazy