I hear that you got a lot of secrets (secrets, secrets)

So curious what′s buried deep, deep down beneath it

Comments off the record, record deals in the limelightGot your name in headlines, but my dear, you're in headlights

Cautionary tales locked in jail

Knowledge is a weapon like a mace and flail

Stationary sales, that′s a business fail

So better come up with another tell tale

Bank account? Zero, better call the mayor

And remind him that he owes you just a tiny little favor

Whoa-oh-oh, don't you make that mistake

I'll press the key, and you′re done today

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