Yo money

Yeah whassup Kool Keith?

Yo that girl Kadiva gon' come to your house

with.. blonde hair and boots

Tell her rent a cheap room on Sunset Boulevard

for $16.95 I ain't tryin to get no Madrian no Marriott

or all that higher stuff

Yo we can go on cheaper man

I know somethin for like $10.99 man

It's a hotel with roaches in it and everything

It's almost near skid row

[Kool Keith]

Buttnaked! Girls walk Sunset with they ass out

I start Cadillacs with suits, wear my mask out

With brims tilted, I finger pop the whole block

Make freaks wear wigs, and put the rubbres on my cock

You see me out there, with big balls like Rosie Grier

Players cream, I pull panties out your wet dreams

Get deep in cracks, and wash em out like Mr. Clean

Bring your Massengil, the public think I'm very ill

Like Jimmy Z, posin naked for the FCC

I'm not no basketball star, your girl watch me pee

Clock me like cops, every time my sperm drops

She's in my face with thongs, chewin lollipops

I'll hit that butt on the low, just like Monica

Play three tunes and let her blow on my harmonica

I'm out here, you rollin fake in Union Square

I'll make you go blonde, brunettes runnin down they hair

Chorus: sung by Kool Keith (repeat 2X)

Regular girl, is so boring (get out my face)

Regular girl, you never turn me on (work the latex)

[Kool Keith]

You saw my porno flick, nutsacs banged up on your TV

Your girl pulled her panties off real quick, tryin to see me

She wants an autograph, a part with my anal staff

You scream test for AIDS, stretch marks make me laugh

Sign your contracts for Willie, smoke a big Phillie

I'm too old for young