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Koe Wetzel

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Hey, what′s up guys (Koe what's going on man?)

Hey, the girl up at the front desk, she bad as hell

Oh, Tiffany? (Yeah, she′s fine)Yeah, she's a, she's a very, beautiful young woman

So um, we′ve got everything set

Do you need any umm, water or Fresca?

Nah, man I′m good, appreciate it though

Um, just uh, come sit right here

Love the record by the way

What we're going to do here is we′re gonna sign right here

Just initial there

Thеre

And down at the bottom

You're all sеt

Welcome to the team

Wait, does this make me a sellout?

There was a man

He had a chicken farm

He did it right and he knew it was right

Where the money would flow in

His grandaddy told him when he was a young boy

He said son you′re gonna die on this chicken farm

So you better get used to shoveling manures and

One day he went home

And his wife was sucking some dick

From one of his homeboys

And he said why'd you do it to me

She just cried and he let his homeboy just leave

And so they fucked for a second

And finally they quieted

She cooked up some fried chicken

And they started moving silent

Through the kitchen to some old song

They didn′t know what was wrong

Until the children came in and said Mom and Dad what are you doing

And they said nothing we're just boot scootin'

Around the kitchen at nine

O′clock in the night

The next morning he said baby, don′t worry

I gotta go to work but it's not in a hurry

I can got time for, to love on you

But I gotta question for you

Did he stick his finger in your ass?

Like you like it, like you let me do

I can′t handle it if you let him stick his finger in it

I won't have it no way in hell

I′ll shoot him in the face and go straight to jail

But I got some chickens that need feedin'

Cows at home they need to be grazin′

But they won't do it without me, no

While my fucking wife is a whore

Why do you like to suck mean dick every goddamn night

I wish you weren't such a whore

But I kinda like it because it makes me horny

Baby, please come back to me