Last time I went swimming

I started to drown and my head it went down

And then the lifeguard he jumped in

Grabbed hold of my hair and he pulled me to ground

He was

A true life hero

Friend of every man and child

A true life hero

I really do think it'd be wild

I wonder what it would be like

To be the ultramaroon who was first on the moon

'Cause who could help but dislike

A man it is known has the guts of a prune

Wanna be

A true life hero

Friend of every man and child

A true life hero

Well I really do think it'd be wild

I could never be like him

I could never be strong 'cause I'm always wrong

So I'll just sit here thinking

How nice it would be if it only was me who was

A true life hero

Friend of every man and child

A true life hero

I really do think it'd be wild

A true life hero

A true life hero

A true life

A real life

A true life hero