I just really hate your face

Though I know that won′t surprise you

But, to me, your skin is one giant wartAnd your laugh's one big snort

And you stink, so in short

I despise you

You disgrace the human race

′Cause you're more of a mosquito

I would rather have the dentist and drill

Then this swine in the swill

And if you were a bill, I would veto

And if the world was perfect, you would be gone without a trace

But since the world could never be that great

I'll just hate your stupid face

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Oh, no

No

I just really like your face

You don′t have to look so happy

I′m not really into love that you flaunt

In some glittery font

But if that's what you want

Make it snappy

I just feel so out of place

Well, except for when you′re near me

When you're gone, I′m like a plant with no root

Or a song that's on mute

Don′t you dare call it cute!

You should fear me!

And if the world was perfect, you would've never invaded my space

But since the world's obsessed with saying, "psych!"

Now I like your stupid face

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

I just really miss your face

Though, by now, I must disgust you

I had tried to be the stubbornest mule

′Cause I knew life was cruel

So I guess I was foolish to trust you

But I wait here just in case

Though I know I′m being senseless

How could I have ever been so naive

And wear my heart on my sleeve

When I knew it would leave me defenseless?

And if the world was perfect, you would be here in my embrace

But since the world denied me one last kiss

I'll just miss your stupid face

Doo-doo-doo-doo

What are you doing here?

I didn′t run away!

It was... it was a strategic retreat

What is there to talk about? It's over—I ruined it

Well, yeah of course I′m sorry, but

No, no, don't forgive me!

Why do you do that?

Why—why give me another chance to mess things up?

Because you—what?

Those three little words

Out of the blue

Completely uncalled for

Especially from you

Why don′t you hate me?

Why do you care?

Can't you berate me? Isn't that fair?

Where is your glare?

Don′t you dare leave our problems and pain on the shelf!

Because if you don′t hate me, I can't hate myself

But that′s why I need you

You shatter my fear

'Cause despite my misdeed, you are still right here

Though it′s stupid to date me

You're willing to try

And if you don′t hate me, then why should I?

Are you sure you don't want to give up on me?

You're a moron

So you think that we could work?

Here I thought I′d been the dumb one—what?

You′re forgiving me for all I did wrong

You're unmuting the song

And, again, I belong to someone

No! You can drop the stupid smirk

Though by now I guess you′ve earned that

'Cause no matter how intensely I pout

Your stupid face will win out

And I guess it′s about time I learned that

And though we go together like a Chanel Nº 5 and mace

At least it's not as dull as fitting like a glove

′Cause you're a nightmare that I've not been dreaming of

But I suppose that when push comes to shove

Fine!

I love your stupid face

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Your stupid face