Who needs a house up on a hill

When you can have one on four wheels

And take it anywhere the wind might blow?

You don't ever have to mow the yard

Just hang a map and throw a dart

And pray to God the engine starts and go

Water and electric and a place to drain the septic

Any KOA is A-OK as long as I'm with you

So come on hitch your wagon

To the living room I'm draggin'

If I can't bring you to my house

I'll bring my house to you

Parking lots and county lines

And counting mile marker signs

Where the buffalo and antelope roam

Greetings from Niagara Falls

One more postcard for the wall

Off in our own sweet home away from home

Water and electric and a place to drain the septic

Any KOA is A-OK as long as I'm with you

So come on hitch your wagon

To the living room I'm draggin'

If I can't bring you to my house

I'll bring my house to you

In Washington, in Idaho

In Oregon and away we go

To Tennessee and Arkansas

No, we won't stop 'til we've seen 'em all

'Til we've seen 'em all

So what else could you ask for?

You don't even need a passport

To see the whole world from our living room

So come on hitch your wagon

To the happiness I'm dragging

If I can't bring you to my house

I'll bring my house to you

If I can't bring you to my house

I'll bring my house to you

It don't matter where we go

We'll never be alone

Anywhere beside you is a place that I'll call home