Last week, I found a message in a bottle

It said, "Go home, ain′t nobody love you no more"

I can't disagreeSo last night, I went to the club

Had a couple too many, threw up

Now, everybody′s laughing at me

'Cause I'm way too sad, way too sad to dance

I′m way too sad to dance

′Cause I got too caught up, my friends agree

A broken heart and nobody

And that's why I′m too sad to dance

And now I just wait by the telephone

You ain't coming back and I should′ve known

And that's why I′m too sad to dance

Oh, da-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-da-da

Dum-da, da-da-da-da-da-da

That's why I'm too sad to dance

This morning I knocked your door

Just to admit my flaws

But you said you′ve heard it all before, mmm

And this Christmas, I got no gifts

Do I really deserve all this?

So I head straight down to the liquor store, oh

′Cause I'm way too sad, way too sad to dance

I′m way too sad to dance

'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agree

A broken heart and nobody

And that′s why I'm too sad to dance

And now I just wait by the telephone

You ain′t coming back and I should've known

And that's why I′m too sad to dance

Oh, da-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-da-da

Dum-da, da-da-da-da-da-da

That′s why I'm too sad to dance

Oh, da-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-da-da

Dum-da, da-da-da-da-da-da

That′s why I'm too sad to dance

So I called up my pops last night

He said, "By the morning light

You won′t need no romance"

He told me, "Walk that walk alone

And talk that talk, you know

'Cause you don′t need no one to dance"