Hi! I′m Jay L 805

And I'm Melnickson

And today we′re gonna be talking aboutWhy Jay L 805 is the second biggest culture vulture

In the rap game

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

All right we Poppin off in here

Yurr

(Bitch I'm getting money red)

(Ay Jay L, make sure not to burn the house down)

Yeah, I'm going at it again

Who do you know that′s from the burbs and as saucy as him

(Who do you know that can do it like that)

Yeah, "mom not in front of my friends"

That′s what he be saying, cuz when she hear me she dance

And it's salt on my Timbs

Caution to the wind

They say "Jay L, you in Rotman

You shouldn′t curse," and I'm like "shit"

Don′t care bout your opinion, you don't care about the kid

Stay up out my biz

School is closed bitch

I whip out my dick and she say "oh shit"

Melnickson fucked the beat up, I say "oh shit"

I′ll be damned trusting motherfucking hoes, bitch

She say she love me, I say "Ha ha ha ha, no bitch"

I'm finna blow, that's cuz Jay L he explosive

I′ve been the shit if you haven′t fucking noticed

Don't waste my time I get the money, then I ghost, bitch

But if IRS come knocking then I′m joking, yeah

This that, that Austin Powers joint

Pockets devour coins

These rappers don't shower, zoinks

You some coward boys

I fuck the beat up, slide it back to Mel

Just like a PowerPoint (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

PowerPoint, lil bitch we Powerpuff

These bitches powderpuff

Power move, I started bossing up and now they out of luck

Kiss the ring, your favorite rapper puckered up like sour stuff

We got him logging off, he mad as fuck (fuck, fuck)

PowerPoint, fucking powered up

Back where my kinfolk is

He on info shit

I read the sitch just like a Kindle, bitch

I′m powered up, up at the TO Mall buying Nintendo shit

He was talking trash

I bought my Nerf gun an extendo clip

Yeah, don't give me advice

If you ain′t the homie or Gustavo

Grew up on the motto

So it's swipe swipe like I just won the lotto

Today it's a follow

It′s buy back Rubio′s in cash tomorrow

Took your mom to McDonald's

She say I′m geeked cuz my drip it borrows

From Microsoft Excel

Bet a pussy rapper gon get hell

Drop PowerPoint on a bitch

Bet a pussy rapper gon need tech help

I'm feeling like Denzel

But the everyday hustle on Renzel

And once this album drops, if you an opp

I′ll be sending some get wells, yeah

This that, that Austin Powers joint

Pockets devour coins

These rappers don't shower, zoinks

You some coward boys

I fuck the beat up, slide it back to Mel

Just like a PowerPoint (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

PowerPoint, lil bitch we Powerpuff

These bitches powderpuff

Power move, I started bossing up and now they out of luck

Kiss the ring, your favorite rapper puckered up like sour stuff

We got him logging off, he mad as fuck (fuck, fuck)

Why you wanna turn me on? Like an Xbox

You some PS4 niggas you got some bad odds

Only thing you be playing is Fortnite with your mom

Got a girlfriend in Minecraft and we be making bombs (creeper)

I can slide through your hoe, she like a PowerPoint

She be jumping over hurdles for a silver coin

She can hop up on a ride I think that she′ll enjoy

But if she acting crazy, she can take the Silver Point

She be riding up on this D

But you know this dick ain't for free

And then after we get done fucking

I kick her ass to the streets

And I be falling out of love

I can never love a fucking hoe cuz I

This that, that Austin Powers joint

Pockets devour coins

These rappers don't shower, zoinks

You some coward boys

I fuck the beat up, slide it back to Mel

Just like a PowerPoint (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

PowerPoint, lil bitch we Powerpuff

These bitches powderpuff

Power move, I started bossing up and now they out of luck

Kiss the ring, your favorite rapper puckered up like sour stuff

We got him logging off, he mad as fuck

(The fuck you say to me you little shit?!)

Ah ha ha ha

How are you- how are you not in fucking school

Do you kiss your Mother with that mouth

It′s called

It′s called do you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth

Huh

Ah ha ha because the fucking youth of society

You shut up when I'm talking to you

You shut your mouth

Any questions

Why are you gay