Once upon a time, there was a princess

Waiting for a boy to give back her shoe

Suck it in, suck it in, be a wife in a blue dressThe prettiest piece of property the land ever knew

She waited, and she waited for the guy to show

But she didn′t know that, after midnight

He was busy in her stepsister's bed

So Cinderelly said, "Plot twist"

I (I) don′t (don't) need (need) no (no)

Prince to save me, I'm a goddamn

C (C), E (E), O (O), don′t (don′t)

Call me "baby," equal pay me

Snow White said you tried to kiss her

So, I'll just buy a new glass slipper and

Burn (burn) your (your) castle down

And kids, that′s how Cinderella snapped

When the smoke cleared, every girl in the whole land

Woke the fuck-up and started making demands

Rapunzel shaved their head, so there was nothin' to climb on

Jasmine made out with Mulan

Sleeping Beauty sued the dude who kissed her while she was asleep

And Ariel was confident without any feet

Tiana went and got a biomedical degree

And Beauty realized that she was the Beast

I (I) don′t (don't) need (need) no (no)

Prince to save me, I′m a goddamn

C (C), E (E), O (O), don't (don't)

Call me "baby," equal pay me

Snow White said you tried to kiss her

So, I′ll just buy a new glass slipper and

Burn (burn) your (your) castle down

And kids, that′s how Cinderella snapped

He said, "Cindy, sweetie, don't be so emotional

You′re always so emotional, it's fine to be controllable"

If I′m emotional, that'd be the reason for you to address me

While you′re on your knees in the scary event

That I get too emotional during your trial, so watch how you're speaking

'Cause while you were sleeping around every weekend

And using your power to pray on the weakest

I studied your own legislation all season

And then, last I checked, cheating is treason

I (I) don′t (don′t) need (need) no (no)

Prince to save me, I'm a goddamn

C (C), E (E), O (O), don′t (don't)

Call me "baby," equal pay me

Snow White said you tried to kiss her

So, I′ll just buy a new glass slipper and

Burn (burn) your (your) castle down

And kids, that's how Cinderella snapped