I reflect on my reflection

And I ask myself the question

What′s the right direction to goI don't know

Am I a man or am I a muppet

If I′m a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet

Am I a muppet or am I a man

If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

I look into these eyes

And I don′t recognize

The one I see inside

It′s time for me to decide

Am I a man or am I a muppet

If I'm a muppet oh I′m a very manly muppet

Am I a muppet or am I a man

If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

Here I go again

I′m always running out of time

I think I've made up my mind

Now I understand who I am

I′m a man

I'm a muppet

I'm a muppet of a man

I′m a very manly muppet

I′m a muppet of a man

That's what I am