Can you wear the blue dress

Tonight, please?

Can you wear the perfume I like

Tonight, please?

And will you laugh at all my jokes

Tonight, please?

And when the restaurant catches fire

Ill carry you through the smoke

All this to say

My audience is waiting

All this to say

Youre not real and were not dating

Can we stroll hand in hand

Down the avenue?

Ill make the moon give off

The light that looks good on you

And if it rains please dont get scared

Ill wrap us up in my coat

And well be safe in there

Youre not real, youre not supposed to be

Now Im supposedly ridding myself

Of all of this helpless romantic bullshit