I′m a go-getter when my whistle is wetter

A genius in his prime

Anything you can do, I can do betterThe da Vinci of my time

I have all of the answers to every problem as long as they're not mine

When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am

Woke up, rinsed off

And put the eggs in the pan, put the coffee in the pot

Hopped in the van, and headed for the lot at work

"Hello, boss, how are you?

Know I′m five minutes late

That old interstate was blocked all the way on up to the avenues"

He said, "Son, no excuse

Gonna give you the rest of the whole damn afternoon

You're fired"

So here I am, drink in my hand

Trying really hard to understand

Why I can't just be half the man that the whiskey thinks I am

′Cause I′m a go-getter when my whistle is wetter

A genius in his prime

Anything you can do, I can do better

The da Vinci of my time

I have all of the answers to every problem as long as they're not mine

When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am

Hello, darlin′, nice to see you

I stole that line from a Conway tune

But I don't mind if it helps me get closer to you

Please pour us a round

Put it all on my tab and fill up your glass

Feel free to add more when it gets low

Hey, I just lost my job

But I still got one last paycheck left to use

On you

So here I am, drink in my hand

Asking you all about your plans

Hoping that you′ll see just half the man

That the whiskey thinks I am

'Cause I′m a go-getter when my whistle is wetter

A genius in his prime

Anything you can do, I can do better

The da Vinci of my time

I have all of the answers to every problem as long as they're not mine

When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am

Aw, tell 'em, Brent

′Cause I′m a go-getter when my whistle is wetter

A genius in his prime

Anything you can do, I can do better

The da Vinci of my time

I have all of the answers to every problem as long as they're not mine

When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am

When I become just half the man that the whiskey thinks I am

Aw, yeah

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