I think my heart must just be slowing down

Among the human beings

In their designer jeans

Am I the only one who hears the screams

And the strangled crys of Lawyers In Love

God sends his spaceships to America, The Beautiful

They land at 6:00 and there we are, The Dutiful

Eating from TV trays, Tuned into Happy Days

Waiting for World War 3 while Jesus slaves

To the mating calls of Lawyers In Love

Oooo Shalala Oooo

Oooo Shalala Oooo

Oooo Shalala

Oooo Shalala

Last night I watched the news from Washington, The Capitol

The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them, like Russians do

Now we've got all this bloom, we needn't got the room

And I hear the USSR will be open soon

As vacation land for Lawyers In Love

Lawyers In Love

Oooo Shalala Oooo

Oooo Shalala Oooo

Oooo Shalala

Oooo Shalala

Lawyers In Love