Corona - I thought it was a beer, reminds me of the time I had trouble with a girl called

Rona -What′s a man to do for loving when all he's got for hugging is an estranged connection with his

Hoover - Now I′ve gone Corona-loco from the shutdown lockdown, I think the cats are takingOver - Now living like spacemen, we're going to get through this

C - It's Contagious

O - It′s on Your Hands

V - It′s a Virus

I - It's Infectious

D - it′s dastardly, despicable

2020, no 2019

It's a Disease

Now it′s getting a bit Tom Hanks

I'm lost at sea on the HMS Couch

50 episodes on the BBC

Maybe Stacey will investigate me

You miss the crowds and the traffic jams

When the supermarket′s gone like Fallout 3

Now I'm talking to my plant and dancing with my wall

Wearing pants on my head as I count up the sheets of my

Please stay at home till it's over

Just think about your mum and your grandma

It′s okay, we′ll dance again in the summer

When the birds are singing, we'll still be living

Stay at home, watch TV, Stacey Dooley on the BBC

Won′t you stay