I am the legend

No comparison

Past and presentKind and impassioned and compassionate, way past pleasant

No offense in the flesh in effect

Beneficent

Made it to the farmers market

Grew up the from the farting armpit

Word

I made it out the heart of darkness to the rent controlled apartment

My dogs be barking from so much walkin on water

In defiance of those tryna make the giant more shorter

I come out smiling if you put me in a corner

Till such course become the norm, you′re getting warmer

Metalurge a nickel to a Buffalo quarter

Skipping across the Canada and Buffalo border

The only way

To become a Jedi knight is have a Jedi day

A nice streak of those 'fore you decompose

I know that feeding souls is not in vogue that′s why I speak in code

God only knows

The usefulness of things to which I stand opposed

The reason that I don't be eating animals

And rep what matters most

That you will not be reading in The Post

So children start believing in adults

I am open to suggestions

The leading cause of cancer is to answer stupid questions

It's God that understand the plan that I′m destined

Being off the gram make me all clandestine

And out of the loop

No wonder I′m never jumpy or jumping through hoops

I just watched

Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon it was way cool

Shout to universal truths I knew in grade school

Not the type to make a mountain out of a mole hill

But am the type to make an ocean out of a wade pool

That was today's jewel

Horses and donkeys fall in love and they make mules and whinnies

I′m about spreading love and so I make rounds of towns and cities

Fist bump adults and kiddies

And stand up for pups and kitties

Been to the puppet show and seen the strings

But can't talk people into things

Try as I might

So I′ll just be there for them

They're going to do what they like

Some people seem to think that I am out of my mind

But I do not mind the stares

Some people tell me that I am ahead of my time

But the time is not mine it′s theirs

My niece made fun of me about my old phone

Made me recognize the situation's full blown

Hardly been a year since she had got one of her own

She was barely old enough to leave her home alone

This is how I moan and groan

To console from counting clones till cows come home

Society is a facade

That take advantage of people who don't believe in God

That only birth em to work em until they breathing hard

But this is just the undercard

Me, I′m more into being spoiled than in soiling my undergarments