I really want a dog

And a wife who loves

To talk about the day she hadI want a house that′s on a street, that's on a hill

In a community with other people just like me

I want a kid that plays guitar

And he′d be a prodigy at the age of 3

But he'll just give me lessons when he's 6

I want my dog to fucking talk

And tell me that she′s very very proud of me

And that I′ve worked very very hard

No I just want a dog

I just want a dog

I just want a dog' dog′ dog

No I just want a dog

I just want a dog

I just want a dog' a dog, dog

And I want my dog to be in films

My son would also star in them

And I would just direct, and I′d produce

My wife would have a lot to do

Like talk to record label A&R's

Because she would be a famous singer too

I forgot to mention that my films would be great

You′d be amazed and also touched inside

Like The Blindside starring Sandra Bullock

I came here for the dream

And I will not leave without it

No frank, you just want a dog

You just want a dog

You just want a dog

You just want a dog

No, I thought you want a dog

All you want is a dog

All you want is a dog, dog' dog

And I want nothing but the best

Better than anyone has had yet

The wife, the kid and the dog

I want my kid to change the world

And my wife to cure disease

I want my dog to fucking talk

And not only just to me

I want the life I've never had

And I want only just to laugh

And I want stimulation every second and a half

I want the world to fucking see that I am someone to respect

Even when I′m lying cold, cross-armed in a chest

You know I really want a dog

And a wife who loves

To talk about the day that she had

I want a house that′s on a street, that's on a hill

In a community with other people just like me

I want the life I′ve never had

I want only just to laugh

And I want stimulation every second and a half

I want the world to fucking see that I am someone to respect

Even when I'm lying cold, cross-armed in a chest

No I just want a dog, dog, dog

I just want a dog, dog, dog

I just want a dog, dog, dog

I just want a dog, a dog