Well, some people like to head to the bars

When life is hitting just a little too hard

Some people like to float out and fishSome people like to whine and bitch

Well, everybody needs a little head vacation

Everybody′s got their vice

I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station

And I'm about to roll up mine

I smoke weed

And I don′t give a damn

Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now

Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you′re down

Oh, weed

Just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

If there′s only one thing you gotta know about me

It's that I-

I smoke weed

Well, you could say I found a natural prescription

For an undiagnosed medical condition

If you ain′t got your own that's fine

Hell, I′ll share mine

'Cause I

Smoke weed

And I don′t give a damn

Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now

Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you′re down

Oh, weed

Just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

If there′s only one thing you gotta know about me

It's that I-

I smoke weed

Yeah, I smoke weed

Well, it′s legal out in California

And a couple other places too

But 'round here we still gotta buy it

From some real shady dude

Oh, weed

And I don′t give a damn

Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I′m high right now

Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down

Oh, weed

Just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me

It′s that I-

I smoke weed

I smoke weed

I smoke weed

Hey man, I think the-, I think the police are here man

(I smoke weed)

Hey man, gimme back my lighter, c′mon

I smoke weed

Hey, puff-puff pass

You know the rules

Stop bogartin' that shit

Pass it over here c′mon