All around the country and coast to coast

People always say what do you like most?

I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast

so I just tell em I like toast

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YEAH TOAST!!

YEAH TOAST!!

I get up in the morning about 6 AM

had a little jelly had a little jam

take a piece of bread put it in the slot

push down the lever and the wires get hot

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YEAH TOAST!!

YEAH TOAST!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection

there's a dial on the side and you make your selection

push to the dark or the light and then

if it pops too soon press down again make toast

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YEAH TOAST!!

UH TOAST!!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags

didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs

musta bin a genius got it in his head

plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast

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YEAH TOAST!!

UH OHH!

OuI monsuier bonjour coquette

on hon croisoiant on vous a vere

morishe vour Eifel Towere

ouI marie baguette bon soir

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FRENCH TOAST!!

FRENCH TOAST!!

In Chicago we're on the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST!!

eh uh uh

toast