[Verse 1]

I still remember, third of December

Me in your sweater, you said it looked better

On me than it did you, only if you knew

How much I liked you, but I watch your eyes as she

[Pre-Chorus]

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes

Brighter than a blue sky

She's got you mesmerized while I die

[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like hеr better (I wish I werе Heather)

[Verse 2]

Watch as she stands with her holding your hand

Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder

But how could I hate her? She's such an angel

But then again (Kinda wish she were dead), as she

[Pre-Chorus]

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes

Brighter than a blue sky

She's got you mesmerized (While I die)

[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better, sing (I wish I were Heather)

[Bridge]

Oh, oh

(Wish I were Heather)

Oh, oh

(Wish I were Heather)

[Verse 3]

I want her hair, want to steal what she wears

Wanna smell like her perfume, do everything like her

'Cause isn't she perfect? The lipstick on her lips

I wish I could kiss her to know why you love her

[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better, I wish I were