We went to the coffee/tea shop on our first date

And it started off great

We made with the talking and it was just fine

But it soon turned into that awkward silence

And i didn't know what to do next

So we sat there with all the couples kissing

And soon things began deteriorating

And you began turning into the human hosepipe

And then the next thing I knew you were storming out

Just leaving me wondering

Cho Chang, what have I done

I don't care where you and Cedric were snogging

Cho Chang, what have I done

I just want to replay this Valentine's Day

Well, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned Hermione

And maybe you shouldn't have brought up Cedric Diggory

Because I'd rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee

And why'd you have to bring up Roger Davies

When he's sitting right there with his tea

'Cause if you wanted to go out with Roger Davies, how come you're here with me

Cho Chang, what have I done

I don't care where you and Cedric were snogging

Cho Chang, what have I done

I just want to replay this Valentine's Day

Cho Chang, what have I done

I don't want to hear about, I don't want to hear about you and Roger Davies

Cho Change, things have gotten bad between me and you

So Cho Chang, I think we're through