Great party, where's Sally?

Have you seen her rhinoplasty?

I'm seeing her doctor,

he's going to make me a star.

I will be chart topping,

my name you should be dropping,

my friends all adore me.

How could you just ignore me?

Hey you!

Don't you know who I am?

Hey you!

Don't you know who I am?

Hey you!

Don't you know who I am?

Great party, where's Timmy?

He's smoking crack with Billy.

Those guys are so funny,

they're making so much money.

It's so cool to be a star,

I'm shining here in my car.

You'll wave as I go by,

pretend you know who we are.

Hey you!

Don't you know who I am?

Hey you!

Don't you know who I am?

Hey you!

Don't you know who I am?

(repeat)