I did some time in Tokyo In a dojo

Learned Karate and Kung Fu

And Judo because you know

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I'm a f**kin' Samurai from the Darkside

Eating fried rice, and I lie

I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese

I'm on the Trapeze, and I'm free

In Nagasaki, I'm drinking Saki

And watching hockey in my jockeys

And I'm a servant to technology

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In my Nissan, I put the Priest on

And I head out on the highway to Budokan

I'm metal basted and domo wasted

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