She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, Mam"

I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program

You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine

Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna be just fine.

So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction

But am I wrong for posing question or am I another lost soul searching?

Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children

I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"

Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

What good would it be to pray for me

You won't save me, don't pray for me

Now I've never been religious

I'm just a big fan of logistics

And if it makes sense then I'm all for it

I even pray if the situation calls for it

Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles

I try to answer without sounding satirical

I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet I'm still fresher than a newborn

So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows

But I hear the devil wears designer clothes

So does God have a favourite brand?

And for that matter, is he even a man?

And will I go to hell for even saying that?

Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts.

Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

What good would it be to pray for me

You won't save me, don't pray for me

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Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

What good would it be to pray for me

You won't save me, don't pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me

What good would it be to pray for me

You won't save me, don't pray for me