Just look away, look away

Look away, look away

This show will wreck your evening, your whole life and your dayEvery single episode is nothing but dismay

So look away, look away, look away

Three children lose their home and go to live with someone awful

He tries to steal their fortune with a plot that′s not quite lawful

It's hard to fathom how the orphans manage to live though it

Or how a decent person like yourself would even want to view it

Just look away, look away

There′s nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way

Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"

And they will say, "Look away"

Look away, look away

Look away, look away

The Baudelaires are living with a man who studies snakes

He's jolly and he's secretive and makes a few mistakes

Spoiler alert! A villain comes to steal and murder

So if I were you I wouldn′t even watch one minute further

The Baudelaires new guardian is racked by fear and panic

They end up on a boat that might as well be the Titanic

We polled a bunch of adults, 99% agree

There must be something happier on screen for you to see

The Lumbermill is where the Baudelaires are forced to work

The eye doctor is sinister, the owner is a jerk

They end up in a fiendish plot with logs and hypnotism

The very thought of watching should be met with skepticism

Just look away, look away

There′s nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way

Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"

And they will say, "Look away"

Look away, look away

Look away, look away

At school the Baudelaires are forced to live in an old shack

Comfort, joy and safety are among the things they lack

They run a lot of laps which keeps them in fantastic shape

But you're the one who ought to take this chance for an escape

The Baudelaires are taken in by people who are rich

But Olaf has a plan that′s going off without a hitch

It's a race against the clock to rescue their two kidnapped friends

You′ll need rescuing yourself before this grim tale ends

The town of V.F.D is full of people, full of rules

The Quagmires have once again been kidnapped for their jewels

The Baudelaires must rescue them but end up getting jailed

You might hope that things improve but I'm afraid that ship has sailed

The Baudelaires are hiding in a place crawling with doctors

Count Olaf′s close behind them with his troupe of lousy actors

Something dreadful happens with a big, sharp, rusty knife

So if I were you, I'd find some other way to spend your life

The Baudelaires are hiding in a carnival of freaks

Count Olaf is the worst he's been for more than several weeks

The lions in the hinterlands are hungry and quite fierce

There is literally no program you can watch that′s any weirse

Just look away, look away

Look away, look away

This show will wreck your evening, your whole life and your day

Every single episode is nothing but dismay

So look away, look away, look away

The Baudelaires are trapped in mountains covered up in snow

More villains have arrived and there is no place they can go

It′s a horrid way to start up this, our third and final season

Anyone still watching it has clearly lost all reason

The Baudelaires are deep below the surface of the sea

Hoping to avoid Count Olaf's horrid company

But of course he finds them and of course it′s very awful

This show is so grim it really ought to be unlawful

The Baudelaires check in to a hotel to spy upon

A group of awful people for whom murder is a yawn

It may seem like Count Olaf will be finally brought to justice

But why would any viewers think that they could really trust us?

The Baudelaires, adrift at sea, wash up far off the map

Olaf's right behind them with a fungus and a trap

Our story ends in tragedy upon a coastal shelf

I beg of you, I beg of you, stop watching, safe yourself

Just look away, look away

There′s nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way

Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?"

And they will say, "Look away"

Look away, look away

Look away, look away

Look away, look away

Look away, look away