Please, come on in

Welcome to my neighborhood of psychic friends

Hey, here we go

I will tell you things that you already know

Goin' to Hawaii, so says Mr. Spivey

Cosmic operator standing by

Won't you be my friend, Psychotic Companion

Keep me on the line, spending every dime

Try not to laugh

But I foresee some danger in your psychopath

No mental blocks

But I will charge you every minute that we talk

Hooked into an I.V. right to Mr. Spivey

Cosmic operator standing by