Woke up today

Lookin' thru my e-mail

It's all triple x

Explicit sex

But I'm not horny

Can't make it stop

The different colored soda pops

Striped toe socks

Call the cops

I can't take anymore

I got the perfect cell plan

with nights and weekends free

all the ring tones that I need

but no one ever calls me

I should paint myself green

Walk around in a red g-string

Cause I just don't fit in

Turn my hat sideways

Put a band aid on my face

you know that i

Wish I could start a trend

Checkin out a hit of

the paris hill

joe millionare

clickin through a hundred million channels

loose the pounds

you gotta by now

here's the number

to save your soul

breaking news

another Michael Jackson scandal

I got the perfect cell plan

With nights and weekends free

More ?off beat? that I need

no one ever calls me

I wear low rider jeans

Put a bar bell through my dingaling

Cause I just don't fit in

Turn my hat sideways

Put a band aid on my pretty face

Cause I wish I no I could

I would start a trend

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Then theres my girlfriend

She's such a cutie

She'd be a beauty

If she could get an extreme makeover on that booty

I could bend her over

And she lets me spank it

Take off my jeans

The zipper pinched my dingaling

Cause I don't really fit in

Throw my hat away

Take that stupid band aid off my face

And I, I wish there were

One more way to tan your skin

A reality show where no one wins

If I would be myself

Then I could start a trend

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Then I could start a trend

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

If I could just be myself

Na na na na na