Don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed

Don't get a million fucks when I punch blokes in the head

But even if we never get a billboard top-10 hit, at least we know Russel Crowe's band's a fucking pile of shit

Don't get Olympic athletes to my barbecue

Don't get extortion threats from the Coffs Harbour saloon

And even if our paychecks might as well be counterfeit, at least we know Russel Crowe's band's a fucking pile of shit