It's a can of gas-o-line

trapped in a s-ink

and I think...

Bad things are happen-ing

and i just happen to think

that someone's gonna grab it and fling

it all over the napkins and the flammable rabbit mink

after they drink

it's gonna be on of those hazardous things

where people just sit back and laugh as it's happening

I'm trapped by kin

and hundreds

of bungee jumping

bad acting friends

How can this be happening?

That's just the first verse