Delores was her middle name

She read the book and every thing

Now I know how old I am

Have you ever seen that film

Talking to a hotel mirror with my glasses off

Now you know just what he's crying about

Delores was her middle name

Dangling from a silver chain

Where'd you learn to talk that way

I look like James Mason's ghost

Talking to a friend after school but you don't see

That she's really looking right at me

Yeah yeah yeah

Delores was her middle name

And now her mother's wondering

If I could see my wrinkled face

Paint her lovely toe nails red

Writing all my problems in a secret little book

Now I know just what he should have done

Talking to me like I'm just a little late

Now you know just what he's talking about

Delores was her middle name

Delores was her middle name

Yeah yeah yeah