Album Cover St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Frank Zappa

5

Yes indeed

Here we are

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Where I stole the margarine

And wheedled on the Bingo cards

And blew up the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady

Make her entrance like a queen

While she was totally in chenille

And her old man was a Marine

As she abused the sausage pattie

And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Where I stole the margarine

*(St. Alfonzo

St. Alfonzo

St. Alfonzo

St. Alfonzo)*