Its a monogomous relationship

Bullshit! Your stupid bigomist.

Love me and leave me

Touch me and toss me

deal with me and deposit me

into a dumpster of your mendacious love

Oh my shlong song

its my shlong song

mark aldridge is a fuck

he pukes up mouldey chuck

lalalala doop di doop doop

he likes to shit out of his eye

his shit is 90% meat pie

another lad is tommy mercer

and out of the two he is the worser

he likes to lick his breast

the breast that faces the west

but now he is so far away :(

horses eat hay

marcus has a shlong

it is really long

he also has a bong

do u thing thats wrong?

well go buy a fucking thong u wong from hong kong

this is my song like a bell ding dong

marcus is really really good at running fast

but he seems to run and shit out of his ass

the shit dripps down and stains the grass

the grass screams 'oh shit i think i'll pass'

i'm not really atracted to the shit from your ass

marcus belongs to a group called men

who finger their asses with a blue ball pen

the ass fingering pen record is a measly ten

they shoot out the pens like a constipated hen

one of those fucking weird cunt hens in their dens

i wish i could finger my scrawny ass with a pink pen

i want your mum in the sack