EM: Barbara, I'd like to propose a toast

To the topic I dig the most

RZ: Catch, let me dust off my lovin' cup

Both: Hey, bartender, fill'er up

RZ: Look how the neon starts to flicker

EM: Love's like a shot but works much quicker

RZ: And you're a man who can hold his liquor

Both: Cheers, here's to love

RZ: I'm an old-fashioned and you're the cherry

EM: I've got a thirst that's legendary

RZ: That's why I fired your secretary

Both: Cheers, here's to love

EM: Life's a martini

RZ: And you're the shaker

EM: And, baby, I sure packed a punch

RZ: Hey!

You make Dean Martin look like a Quaker

EM: But now it's only you for dinner

RZ: Breakfast

EM: And lunch

I hear the march that's calling for us

RZ: We'll walk down the aisle to an angels' chorus

EM: I'll be your Rock if you'll be my Doris

Both: Sweet heavens above

RZ: Why is the waiter smiling at us?

EM: He knows what we're thinking of

Oh can the tears

Both: Cheers, Baby, here's to love

RZ: You've got the lips to wet my whistle

EM: If that doesn't get ya maybe this'll

RZ: Cupiud just launched a guided missile

Both: Cheers, here's to love

RZ: Your eyes are so intoxicating

EM: Bottoms up, babe let's get to mating

RZ: I bet it bears re-it-erating

Both: Cheers, here's to love

Though it ain't New Year's pop the champagne

And let's take a spin on the floor

EM: Your moves are good

RZ: I'm feelin' no pain

Both: So let's pay the check and slip out the back door

We took Manhattan without the bitters

We're stayin' put

Last call's for quitters

Soon it will be just baby-sitters

EM: 'Cause this hawk's now a dove

Baby, the cab is blowin' its horn

RZ: But I can't find my hat and my gloves

EM: Oh can the tears

Both: Cheers, Baby, here's to love

[spoken:

EM: Here's mud in your eyes.

RZ: Here's lookin' at you, kid.

EM: Here.This'll put hairs on your chest.

RZ: Chuckles

EM: Not that I would want that.

RZ: Mm-hmm.]