Little field mice

Living under the house

Never eating much

Tough life for a mouse

And if you think you're

Gonna be spared

You're wrong

Field mice, head lice

Spiders in the kitchen

Don't think twice 'bout

Whatever keeps you itchin'

Ice water, flyswatter

Gonna get you through

The day

Heat is rolling in like

Hell's red rug

Stinking like the

Breath of Beelzebub

And if you think you won't

Walk on coals

You will

Field mice, head lice

Spiders in the kitchen

Don't think twice 'bout

Whatever keeps you itchin'

Ice water, flyswatter

Gonna get you through

The day

The day

Field mice, head lice

Spiders in the kitchen

Don't think twice 'bout

Whatever keeps you itchin'

Ice water, flyswatter

Gonna get you through

The day

That's real good

Oh yeah