Eek-A-Mouse does not dee-jay

nor sing-jay

nor say la la wo wo or yea yea

he say ban ban diddle deh yea

I love that girl Gwen Laden

I love that girl Karen

me say I love that girl Jen

and I'm in love with the three of them

how can I really support them Laden

These girls let me borrow

These girls let me tend

They even make love with my best friend Ken

I'm like a bait in the lion's den

not even Daniel just a screw like them Laden

They used to go to Ardenne

now live at Hughenden

I told them meet me round the bend

and now it's a quarter past ten Laden

(Chorus)

Den de Laden