[Baby Cryin', Scary music, laughin' voice .. ]

Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse,

you stupid muthafuckaaaaaa!

[a low bass metal voice .. ]

Now that you got the album,

what the fuck are you gonna do with it,

BITCH BITCH Bitch bitch ...

Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke

Tell your momma to get off of my tip

I have no time to give her my dick

I'm gonna hold it

And walk around the stage and

If you fuck up I'm goin' to get my gage and

Unload the barrel and lough

Cuz I'm puttin' led in your mothafuckin' ass

Psychopathic, but the ho's are attracted

Because when I'm on hard my dick's at least a yard

In the days of old I was a nut

Now I need at least 3 ho's when I fuck

Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2

Then I save my nut for when there's nothin' else to do

You're used to the crew, bitch

Cuz I would never quit

As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' shit

-=- CuT -=-

I told you that nigga was crazy

E boy, that's my boy, godamnit

-=- CuT -=-

I got a fable that you need to listen to

It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or a two

One Sharone and the other one Shine

I want to nut but which one do I want?

Shine said Eazy let me fuck you blind

And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind

I said fuck it, I know what should be done

Just pull your panties down and I'll fuck the biggest one

And then I get the other pussy put it in the freezer

So I can always have a on-hold skeezer

Get out to tick it, I do it like that

So I told the ho's to take a big step back

Took the zipper down, I'z wide and said

Here's what I'm gonna put inside

Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's wreck it

But I won't love you,

When I'm done I'd still be talkin' shit ...

-=- CuT -=-

That boy'z good

Yeah that boy's good

That mothafucka'z talkin' all kinds of shit

I used to get pussy like eazy here and every day

You're mothafuckin' lyin'

How you know I'm mothafuckin' lyin'?

You're lyin', your dick can't get hard ..

Oh, suck my dick mothafucka

Nigga you lied

Who you're talkin' to..?

...

-=- CuT -=-

Dre : Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that shit,

HEY YO YELLA BOY! LET'S REWIND IT!

-=- CuT -=-

Niggaz don't see I'm a 100% legit

And you know it ain't about all that bullshit

It's about fuckin' this bitch and that bitch

But not the bitch with the 7 day itch, like that ho'

Just throwin' me the pussy

She says she wants to do it like a doggy

She's bad, nobody is badder

But she got more crabs than a seafood platter

Bitch on the gang move, to skizz me

Just to say "I got fucked by Eazy"

So I slapped the ho' like a pimp

I might be a women-beater but I'm not a pussy-eater

So when the shit hits the fan it's outta my mouth

You don't like what I'm talkin' about

All of ya'll can just suck my dick

You can quote me now cuz I'm still talkin' shit ..

-=- CuT -=-

The boy's good, I told you the boy's good

The nigga has talent

You don't know a damn thing

Yeah, I like that part, bring that shit back one more time, Maestro

I can do the bagaloo

That old shit did'nt play out in 1967 ...

Hey fuck you, fuck you ..