Come on over, honey

And give your uncle Dolemite a kiss

Well, what you want, baby?Would you tell me a story?

You want me to tell you a story?

Hell yeah!

Me too!

Yes honey, I′mma tell you a story

About the badass Eazy-E

He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three

Listen and listen well

He's a bad motherfu-

Gimmie that god damn book!

Here, let me read you this one

Christmas in Compton

It was a silent night, yes, a holy night

Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa motherfuckin′ Wright?

Deck the halls with balls of holly

Fa la la la la la la la la

Tis the season to be jolly...

Merry Chrismas, motherfucker!

Merry motherfuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!

While I'm riding that cot under the missle toe

Now dashing through the snow

In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin′ them switches)

Over the hills I go

Laughing at this whore

Nuts on rich and ring

Making me feel right

Oh what fun it is to know

That I′m gonna get this pussy tonight

So ring them bells, ring them bells

She's taking it all the way

Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way, hey

Ring them bells, ring them bells

She′s taking it all the way

Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dick

Oh yay!

Tis the season to get bitten

Compton crime lick

And I′m smoking on this shit

Ho ho ho come sit on my face

I mean, lap, and tell me what you want for Christmas

Ho ho

I want a sleigh ride

A Christmas Eve stick of rum

She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cum

A VCR on the set with nothing but porno flicks

Get some Rudolph the red nose rein.

Getcha that gum like a everlastin′ gobstoper??? poppa

I dig a ho

Crack a dough

By the nuts oh

I want to be having a good time fuckin' in tha snow

I made him drop to his knees

Yeah you know whats up

I said here's some candy canes eat′em up

I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes

Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot

I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy

I want him to shake me??

So all on the hunt, bon appetit

And a condom in a tree

All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, my two front teeth

All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth

Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat

Buck wheat is a waskal

That′s no Chrismas

And all the toys, boys and girls

Fuck ya wishes

I not happy, overjoyed in this motherfucker

No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka

No shit on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts

When I was young I was the only kid

Who had enough guts to be

Good ole hearing on the East

I′d stay awake just to let America know

That Santa was a fake

I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive

But all the fucking bullshit got played when I was five

Years old, just stay young, bold writing

Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath

I got my two front teeth

Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and

Just spread me a leaf

Little kids, don't cry

When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fucking lie

On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me

Three pounds of indo

Two birds of cocaine

And a A motherfuckin′ K, bitch

Eazy-E, oh, Eazy-E

Show us how you treat those bitches

I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus

Close the door, little bitch

I'm getting these draws

I′m a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop

I don't give a fuck

I′m getting Christmas cot

Ho ho ho and away I go

Oh Saint Nick′s got a dick like a pole

Well where's our shit?

This motherfucker′s cheap

Shut the fuck up, bitches

And go back to sleep

Yo black, what you want for Christmas?

(Yo black, I want a job)

For my Christmas, all the fucked up people

Want some corn-on-the-cob

A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nigger'll eat some

Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Fruit Loops

Now who′s caroling in my window

Smokin' up indo

Mechalecha hi, make a high note

Get out my fucking yard with your camel

You wanna get busy and Santa like a.

I am a rhymer

The FN clan will make shit slam, it′s Christmas time

The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam

Yo black, what you want for Christmas?

Yo black, I want some cash

So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

Yo, here comes the Atban Klan rough and rugged

A rump pa bum bum

A rump pa bum bum

Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas

Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas

Merry Motherfuckin′ Chrismas

And have a fucked up new year

You Bitch!!

And they all went to prison

And lived fucked up lives ever after

The End