Fred, come to bed

Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed,

Baby I will let your dreams come wet

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby you will get a love you never had

So Fred, come to bed

Oh my fantasy will drive me mad

Oh Fred...

Well I'm Max, I'm Max, baby don't be blue

Don't be worry, don't be sorry I come back to you

Just one more night with poor old ex

She's only lonely, and we don't have sex

I'm Max, Max, Max

Baby please stay cool and just relax

I'll soon be back, but if you feel sad

Just go and talk to my friend Fred

I'm Max, I'm Max and I trust in Fred

Babe, he's the best friend I've ever had

It's Fred, it's Fred, Baby just call Fred

And anything you ever wanted you will get

Call Fred, Fred, Fred

And you will find it's not so bad

It's just one night babe you'll get through

Tomorrow I'll be back with you

Oh Fred

Now come to bed

Oh my Max had sex

With his ex last night

Cause he loves her ass and tits

So I'm tellin' you Fred

Come into my bed

If you don't I will call up Fritz

Oh Fred... Come to bed